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How many people watching this sent their clankers out to make a uuid service for them as they were watching it. UUID as a service sounds great, heck @steipete [1] just has to mention it and his claws are on it building out the service, no need to even type anything or directly form a thought, just mention it in the meeting and a new repo will be up by end of meeting.
Note
This post is a thought [2]. It’s a short note that I make
about someone else’s content online #thoughts
References:
[1]: https://steipete.me
[2]: /thoughts/
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just fucking use kubernetes
You want to run containers?
JUST FUCKING USE KUBERNETES.
Obvious satire
If you don't like harsh language this is not the post for you. Obviously
ripping off motherfuckingwebsite [1].
ThIs is AI SLoP [2]
If you don't like if you can fuck off to the next post, I'm having fun here,
but satire is not my strong suit and needed some help.
Seealso
- Should I kubernetes My Homelab [3]
- The Wrong Reasons To Run Kubernetes In Your Homelab [4]
- The Right Reasons To Run Kubernetes In Your Homelab [5]
- I got the kubernetes in my basement autism [6]
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“But it’s complicated!” # [7]
Shut up. Close twitter and fucking do something. Life is complicated. You
know what else is complicated? Email. DNS. Life. Kubernetes is the least
painful way to orchestrate containers at scale. Docker Compose is for your
laptop.
- Swarm is dead.
- Nomad is just sad.
- Systemd units? Get out of here.
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“But my app is small!” # [8]
SO IS YOUR AMBITION.
You could write a bunch of bash scripts a...